11 Thoughts Every Toddler Mom Has [GIF post]

Be honest – at least one of these thoughts has run through your mind.

#1: Am I a bad mom if I just hand over the iPad on command?

It just works wonders.

#2: Maybe we can count the rain shower from earlier as a bath to avoid a fight and struggle later…

Please let this count.

#3: ZIP IT, DORA.

STOP SINGING ABOUT INANIMATE OBJECTS.

#4: If we have to sing along to “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” one more time, I might die.

Send help.

#5: You went to bed at 7:30? You wake up at 6am. You stayed up until 10:00? You still wake up at 6am.

HOW IS THIS LOGICAL?

#6: Is this my child?

That screaming thing cannot be my sweet baby.

#7: Thanks for babysitting, Netflix.

Seriously, you can calm a toddler down like no other.

#8: Who knew sandwich crust was inedible?

It’s easier to cut off the crust than to deal with a tantrum.

#9: Are you done with that ice cream cone yet?

Let’s cut to the chase. I know you’re not going to finish it, and I need a pick-me-up.

#10: Does orange juice count as a serving of fruit?

Today it does.

#11: How can I not laugh at his new favorite hobby of picking his nose?

It’s just too good.